There’s a 99% chance I need a beer and a 100% chance that I’m having more than one shirt

I don’t smoke weed at all but I live in Washington State where it’s legal and There’s a 99% chance I need a beer and a 100% chance that I’m having more than one shirt, I agree. People are much more creative and motivated now that they can openly get high. Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keep improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

There’s a 99% chance I need a beer and a 100% chance that I’m having more than one shirt

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the There’s a 99% chance I need a beer and a 100% chance that I’m having more than one shirt slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Sometimes you need a beer because you don’t want to think.

There’s a 99% chance I need a beer and a 100% chance that I’m having more than one shirt

Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer. The future’s uncertain, and the end is always near. Beer also enhanced the number of children I have. Enhanced the originality of the excuses I use to defend my drinking. All beer does is enhance your lack of ability to control yourself and your voice and your actions in other words, never let a leftist have a beer! Totally disagree with this statement. While some beer lovers may “evaluate” their brews, most buy what tastes best and the price is often a consideration.